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Avoid these pitfalls
and you'll enjoy
that annual holiday
T\ON'T pick a pub you can't afford.
What boots a wealth of potted palm
If all your money's spent for board? Cost-counting steals vacation's charm. \> // tariff's high, then so are tips - u You'll very soon run out of chips.
REMEMBER, bores don't knowj^
they're bores. X The troubles of your Auntie Mabel May fascinate both you and yours, But fail to entertain the table.
Talk now and then, but, girlie, pray Let other people have a say.
But if at heart you're
You may succeed in
Instead of a mysterious
To make a hit, it's better
To dress and act just as
IF what you want is rest and quiet, * Make sure that's what the place
It may lay claim to be a riot,
In which case there's no use in yelling That you have failed to sleep a ivink. Sleep is for fogies, young folks think.
YUHILE no one can
' deny that men
Enliven holiday resorts, You may be disap-
You let the brutes usurp
Of course, there always
is a chance,
But don't EXPECT to
A ND if, indeed, you should find one
Who's worth a campaign to secure, Remember that the summer sun
(Likewise the moon) may add allure. Before you firmly marie him down
See that he makes a date for town.