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HAVE A

GOOD TIME!

Avoid these pitfalls

and you'll enjoy

that annual holiday

v --

T\ON'T pick a pub you can't afford.

What boots a wealth of potted palm

If all your money's spent for board? Cost-counting steals vacation's charm. \> // tariff's high, then so are tips - u You'll very soon run out of chips.

REMEMBER, bores don't knowj^

they're bores. X The troubles of your Auntie Mabel May fascinate both you and yours, But fail to entertain the table.

Talk now and then, but, girlie, pray Let other people have a say.

SOPHISTICATION is

for some.

But if at heart you're

really shy

You may succeed in

looking dumb

Instead of a mysterious

spy

To make a hit, it's better

far

To dress and act just as

you are.

IF what you want is rest and quiet, * Make sure that's what the place

is selling.

It may lay claim to be a riot,

In which case there's no use in yelling That you have failed to sleep a ivink. Sleep is for fogies, young folks think.

YUHILE no one can

' deny that men

Enliven holiday resorts, You may be disap-

pointed when

You let the brutes usurp

your thoughts.

Of course, there always

is a chance,

But don't EXPECT to

find romance.

A ND if, indeed, you should find one

Who's worth a campaign to secure, Remember that the summer sun

(Likewise the moon) may add allure. Before you firmly marie him down

See that he makes a date for town.

RON VIVIAN

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